| MAY 21st. |
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IS THE LOO FIXED YET
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| MARCH 26 2008. |
[26 Mar 2008|10:03pm] |
I have borrowed my brother's keyboard!!
He put it in a ziplock bag and slipped it under my door which was very nice of him because he does not wash his hands nearly enough and he is also very disgusting :) It's still in the ziplock bag now, I was able to poke a hole for the plug and tape the plastic down a bit so that I can press on the keys but I won't have to touch it because it probably has a lot of diseases because the girls in my brother's room don't look like they use soap very often and they always look kind of sticky and it fills me up with anxieties when I think about it
the stickiness I mean :/
In other news Benjamin Fenwick is not a very nice person to trust when you have a panicky feeling because he will just call you a TROLL and make everything more awful!!
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| MARCH 26 2008. |
[26 Mar 2008|12:35pm] |
I--CLEANED--MY--KEYBOARD--WITH--TOO--MUCH--SOLVENT--NOW--THE--SPACE--KEY--DOES--NOT--WORK--I--AM
SORRY--FOR--THIS--IT--IS--ALSO--STUCK--IN--CAPSLOCK--MODE--DOES--ANYONE--HAVE--AN--OLD--KEYBOARD
I--WILL--PAY--YOU--A--VERY--REASONABLE--AMOUNT--OF--MONEY--FOR--IT--I--ALSO--NEED--A--NEW--CHAIN
FOR--MY--RAPE--WHISTLE--I--HAVEN'T--LEFT--MY--ROOM--SINCE--I--LOST--IT--LAST--NIGHT--BECAUSE--I
CAN'T--LEAVE--WITHOUT--MY--WHISTLE--BUT--I--HAVE--TO--GO--TO--THE--BATHROOM--VERY--BADLY.
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| voicemail. |
[26 Mar 2008|01:11am] |
"Hello? Oh - hi, hello, you have reached Hortense's cell, I am not here at the moment but I am NOT avoiding you I do want to talk to you so don't hang up, leave your number and I will call you back, I promise. Leave a message. Okay, so, just. Don't just call and then not leave one because it'll make me nervous and you should just leave me a message so I can call you back and find out why you called. Thank you and have a nice day. Oh and you should leave the message when it beeps. Just after this. Right now. Thank you very much for your call, I hope you will leave a --(she was cut off)"
BLEEP.
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